1th The Zodiac Chiller
I’m a huge fan of conspiracy theories. It’s not that I believe them. It’s about the enjoyment I get from hearing them explained. And one of the best ones happening right now is Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. FFFFFFFFuck, do I love this one. Mostly because a key element in it is time travel. Totally legit.
But something that has been hanging out in the back of my brain since T Cruz burst on to the scene. I’ve always felt that he and Kelly Clark might be the same person. I can’t really back it up with much but these pics. First, we have a picture of Kelly Clark placing third in the US Open last weekend.
And then we have an image of Ted Cruz being an asshole
Plus, they both have a real thing for jesus and hate the poor.
Ultimately you need to decide for yourself, but at some point you have to wonder if “Ted Cruz’s” rejection of climate change policies was an attempt to end snowboarding and get out on top of the halfpipe game. Where’s Loose Change on this one?
2st I Always Thought St. Paul was Better Than This
Snow machines are so fucking annoying to me.
If you’re going to watch anything on the Red Bull channel right now, make it this. She kills it in that print blazer.
3nd. I’ve always wanted to live in a barn.