2016:004 Humpin’

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1nd: J-O-T-T-I-N’

I spent Tuesday morning writing down things that hit my brain. Some good, some not so good, some are just kind of shitty.

7:45AM I Hope it snows enough today to cover the dog turds in the yard

8:03AM A lot of MFers out blowing up soshmeeds about how Dave Bowie made them feel like it was okay to be different. An astonishing number of these people are those I suspect of purchasing Lunchables for their children.

8:44AM This coffee and oatmeal combo really pushes it through, but I would straight up wreck it ralph if I could add cigs back into the mix.

8:44AM I should write that one down

9.13AM Who are all these portrait-mode recording fuckshops?

9:59AM I bet these MFers aren’t even watching Crackle on the reginald.

11:30AM Bummer, I really liked White Wedding.

2st On The Media

Man, I’ve been struggling. I mean mentally trying myself to the logical ends. Here’s the deal, there is this menswear website and their instergramps account is driving me bonkers. There is 0.0% flavor going on. And I get bitter because I know there was a guy hired solely to run the soshmeeds, and he gets a respectable salary, but most of what the dude delivers hasn’t had the carbonation hooked up. Most of it hasn’t even glanced at a soda stream. Needless to say I find it so painfully dull. Of course, I cannot stop following.

And I’m finding myself in the same struggle with High Snobiety. For years I was on the daily with that site. But for the past year, they’ve basically shoved Kanye, Nick Wooster, A$AP DGAF, and a mandatory six Nike posts a week. They’re now the standard. They are the ones we have to try to escape. Four Pins offered some relief and kept one foot on dry land, but they’re gone now. And we’re left with what?

Fuck it if I know.

But shit is tired right now. “Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit. Cop this ’cause it’s lit.Cop this ’cause it’s lit.Cop this ’cause it’s lit.”

There needs to be something new. Everyone knows about sneakers. No one gives a fuck about what Soulland is doing for SS16, and trust me, Soulland is so rad, but no one can get stoked on it because we’re supposed to be focused on Fall Winter. I don’t know if it’s exhaustion or ennui, but culture needs something new and something now, because, man, I am struggling.

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